Don't cha baby

I know you like me
I know you do
That's why whenever I come around she's all over you
And I know you want it
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me

See, I know she loves you

I understand

I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime, possibly
Until then, oh friend your secret is safe with me.